What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:33
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
How can AI help interior designers?
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Still no good
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No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Meta's CTO says OpenAI's Sam Altman countered Meta's massive AI signing bonuses - Business Insider
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Denver Health sees increase in people getting MMR vaccine - 9News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Predator: Killer of Killers Ending Explained - Does It Set Up Prey 2? - IGN
Still no good.
No go.
Just Forget it!
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